Thursday, April 12, 2012

25 awesome iphone tip and ticks

25 awesome i phone tips and tricks .
 http://shopping.yahoo.com/blogs/digital-crave/25-awesome-iphone-tips-tricks-175636187.html




Friday, March 23, 2012

Little johnny 102

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, " I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. 
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, He saw a man on top of her. 
  Then , Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning , Ohh, I need a bike ! I need a bike !"


Too funny - 102

      There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. 
Then, This big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drink it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, " Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just cant stand to see a man cry."
 " No , It's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When i leave the building, to my car, I found out my car was stolen. The police said that they cant do anything, So I get a cab to return home, and when i leave the cab , I remember i had left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"i go home, and when i get there, I find my wife in bed with the Gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar and just when i was thinking about putting an end to my life..... you show up and drink my poison.


Joke 101

I never got girls when i was a kid. One girl told me ' Come on over, there's nobody home'. I went over. There was nobody home.


Did you know ?????

Did you know that both sex and masturbation lower blood pressure??? 

 

Thursday, March 22, 2012

SEX FACT... 103

Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sex life. So start having sex because we don't need more mental people running loose in the street.



  Did you know that orgasms boost infection-fighting cells up to 20%. Psychologists  found that students who had regular sexual activity had a third higher levels of immunoglobulin A, an antibody which boosts the immune system and can help fight colds and flu. - I am not getting sick anytime soon lol.



Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Blonde suspects - Joke

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. 
The same day the blonde goes to his apartment , with the gun in hand, sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. she points the gun at her boyfriend and stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she overcome with grief , so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, Honey, dont do it.....
The blonde yells back, " shut up ! you're next !"