Little Johnny - Joke

One day a teacher was asking her class to use " absolutely " in a sentence .

So Janet  raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, The teacher said no , It is not, Sometimes is black or different colors. 

Another little boy raised his hand and said " the leaves on the tress are absolutely green" The teacher said no, they could be different color at different time of the year.

Little Johnny raised his hand and asked the teacher is there where lumps in farts, the teacher said no, i don't believe so. and then little johnny said" Well then i absolutely just shit in my pants.