Too funny - 102

      There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. 

Then, This big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drink it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, " Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just cant stand to see a man cry."

 " No , It's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When i leave the building, to my car, I found out my car was stolen. The police said that they cant do anything, So I get a cab to return home, and when i leave the cab , I remember i had left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"i go home, and when i get there, I find my wife in bed with the Gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar and just when i was thinking about putting an end to my life..... you show up and drink my poison.